Advenures in Archaeology (Joke Division)

     The problem with archaeology is that the world wants answers, not just simple answers, but answers which are simple and absolutely fascinating.  For every person who is interested in controversies about pharaonic Egyptian paint composition, there are a thousand who want to know how many ancient Egyptian temple maidens were blonde.  This is aContinue reading “Advenures in Archaeology (Joke Division)”

Old Joke Archaeology

     The problem of dealing with archaic humor is that you often run into jokes which are amusing primarily if you know the context, and know something about the times.  That joke about why Santa Claus won’t bring you a television because he has so much trouble with antennas on the roof isn’t quite theContinue reading “Old Joke Archaeology”

Monday Holiday

     Of course, Presidents’ Day is now a holiday for honoring Calvin Coolidge and Benjamin Harrison and other great men, but it was originally a means of saving us from the horrors of having two holidays within two weeks of each other.  Those of us who lived in ancient days celebrated the birthday of AbrahamContinue reading “Monday Holiday”