LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 14

     Matt was late for work the next morning, for which he blamed Ada Silberwetter.  It was not her fault; he knew that.  He was so exhausted after an evening of conversational combat that he should have taken to his bed as soon as he and his mother got safely back to the apartment.  Instead,Continue reading “LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 14”

LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter Thirteen

      Three meals had been spoken for; the bonbon in the gold wrapper had departed, perhaps to return one day.  Ada announced there would be tie enough to solve five murders before anything like food arrived.  The dim light of a candle and gold-shaded globes in the ceiling fell now upon the body of evidence:Continue reading “LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter Thirteen”

LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 12

     The crisp, bright host led them to a table by a window.  Matt stayed way back, damp and sagging in a suit which had already seen a full day’s work.  Fog drifted past, outside the window.  He was glad that it was outside and he, at last, was inside.  Warm and damp was betterContinue reading “LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 12”

FICTION FRIDAY: Storybook Romance

     “I’m doomed to live single forever.”      “Oh, I don’t know.  If Your Highness fixed up that haircut, and showered a little more often.”      “That’s not the problem, My Lady.  My parents offended my fairy godmother, Ashsiaix….”      “Ashsiaix?”      “Yes, the fairy godmother with white streaks in her purple eyebrows.  My parentsContinue reading “FICTION FRIDAY: Storybook Romance”

LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 11

     Matt took a fraction of a second, standing on the bottom step of the bus, to look for Marshall Silberwetter, or, more likely, one of his aides.  Marshall himself would probably not bother to venture out into the thighbiting wind just to witness another of his wife’s assignations.      That fraction of a secondContinue reading “LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 11”

See More Sea Shore

    “Shall I sell you something, sir?”      “Yer kinda cute.  Whatcha got fer sale?”      “Seashells.”      “Seashells?  We’s at da beach!”      “Yes, sir.  I sell seashells by the seashore.”     “What the hey?  I can walk all over and pick up my own seashells!  Ya can’t make much doing ‘at?”      “Well,Continue reading “See More Sea Shore”

LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 10

     Holly had worked herself into a fine froth over the narrowmindedness of parents, the nosiness of aunts, and, particularly, the wholly unsatisfactory qualities of stepgrandmothers.  “I mean, like she’s tried it!  Huh!  I bet she’s the villain in the book.  Miss Skull would be a good name for her all right: she’s deadly.  ThatContinue reading “LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 10”

LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 9

     The sandwich gone, Matt was scribbling a lyrical passage about a cake with black icing that might fit into the Monochrome Interlude when someone told him “Not much in the dukey crowd today.”      Looking up, he found Carleton Nairn, a cup of coffee in one hand, settling into the seat Linda had vacated. Continue reading “LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 9”

FRIDAY FICTION: Budget Hearing

     “Military spending is at an all-time high and the Royal Treasury tells me it is not hard to understand why.  You, General, ordered 412 operations last year in which all our infantry and cavalry mounted a full assault.  That’s more than one Red Alert per day!”      “Yes, Your Majesty.  We WERE quite fortunateContinue reading “FRIDAY FICTION: Budget Hearing”

LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 8

     Precisely at twelve (one and one-half hours after his first break and two and one half hours before his next), Matt pulled the door of his cubicle shut and carried his brown paper bag to the nearest lounge.  He bought a can of Diet Coke from the machine and sat down at the sameContinue reading “LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 8”