LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 23

     Matt had seen a lot of these poses before, of course.  The third of three boys in the family, he could hardly have grown up ignorant of certain pictorial journals.  But it was different when they were all performed by the same person, not to mention a person you knew.  AND a person whoContinue reading “LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 23”

LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 22

     The snow crunched under, and into, Matt’s shoes.  Not knowing the protocol of such things, he had gotten out of the cab and sent it away when he was still a goodly distance from the gate.  Seeing an uneasy man approach on foot, the gatekeeper, already disgruntled at being dragged away from Saturday morningContinue reading “LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 22”

LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter Twenty-One

     The first glimmer of sunlight was a great relief to Matt.  As long as it was dark, he felt rather obliged to stay in bed and try to sleep.  Whenever he dozed off, however, he found himself in the year-end party room full of corpses he had imagined for fictional purposes, except that atContinue reading “LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter Twenty-One”

FICTION FRIDAY: Fae Fashion and Grooming

     “Wow!  You flattened all seventeen zombies with one blast!”      “Yes, Mortal Woman, but I fear this is only the Grim One’s advance party.  Now we must move to the inner sanctum of the forest, where I may rebuild my strength.”      “Of course, prince, but…while we’re there…there’s something  I’ve been meaning to askContinue reading “FICTION FRIDAY: Fae Fashion and Grooming”

LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 20

     Opposite the restroom and the janitor’s closet, in the little side corridor, was an open doorway screened for tonight with a large grey cubicle partition on wheels.  At other times, the cozy room beyond might serve to house small gatherings of men and women whose decisions would be blazoned in large black letters inContinue reading “LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 20”

MIDWEEK FICTION: Never a Godmother Around When You Need One

     “Ankle ankle ankle ankle ankle….”      “Sir?  Sir?”      “I beg your pardon.  I….my brain…I’m sorry.  They call it post-traumatic….  What was the question?”      “I’m afraid I was being rude, sir, but I DO wish to know what your ANGLE is in applying for a job for which you are clearly overqualified.”     Continue reading “MIDWEEK FICTION: Never a Godmother Around When You Need One”

LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 19

     Her eyes flashed with the petulant outrage of a little girl caught in the cookie jar, thinking it very unreasonable of you to have come into the kitchen at that precise moment.  Then her eyelids lowered.      “Your mother think of that?”      “I don’t need all my fingers to count to nine,” MattContinue reading “LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 19”

LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 18

     Matt growled at the paper plate on his knee, rehearsing what he should have said.  He gave himself points for being able to conduct a conversation at all around mouthfuls of calzone, but he was convinced he had said at least three stupid things to each person who stopped him to chat.  Had heContinue reading “LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 18”

LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 17

     Muzak and mistletoe but more to the point were the mugs of egg nog clustered under a large statue of a bandaged finger in flight.  Not far away. Trays of glasses—wine and soup—surrounded an artwork made up of the exclamation points from a hundred junked typewriters.  Mugs and cups had been in straight linesContinue reading “LIKE A MIGHTY QUONKER, Chapter 17”

FICTION FRIDAY: Forbidden Rites for the Lovelorn

     “What is the meaning of this?”      “Oh, mighty Aesterorglym!”      “Who said…oh, down there.  Another human, is it?”      “Yes, oh ancient wise one!  I have performed your ceremony as called for in the Nekropedicon.”      “That’s loaded with typos, but you’re here.  Are long purple noses in style among you evanescent scum?”Continue reading “FICTION FRIDAY: Forbidden Rites for the Lovelorn”