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Eat, Drink, and Be Harried

Ah, Monday: the dawn of a new week, a time for new beginnings, new challenges, new opportunities! And old jokes. We pick up the quiz with another section on Food Jokes, though I think this might also be Diner Jokes or Wait Staff Jokes. Just don’t tell these to your waiter or waitress. Continue reading “Eat, Drink, and Be Harried”

No Crime to Rhyme

I thought we might conclude our consideration of postcard poetry with the ever-popular miscellaneous section. There are always a few postcards which don’t fit in other categories (at least not in my inventory) but which are too good to allow to slide by. The item at the top of this column is, ofContinue reading “No Crime to Rhyme”

A Letter Is Better

There are those of you who are not going to understand a word of this column, But stick with me: I’ll explain. Once upon a time, younglings, we did not have the electronic communications devices of today. There were no computers, so email, texting, tweeting, social media sites, and all that was…no, wait. Continue reading “A Letter Is Better”

Moldy Miscellany

And here we are again, on another Monday, preparing to face the week. What is the one thing you need to be fully prepared? A good breakfast? Aspirin? A few red jellybeans? No, what we need is another old joke quiz? (If you knew the answer already, you are ready for both theContinue reading “Moldy Miscellany”

Just Thinking of You

I am not here to mock those who have never gotten into the habit of writing verse. I am here merely to enlighten those who are unaware of the mental processes of versifiers. See, to the person who does not write poetry, the art is something rarefied and elite, an outlet for people whoContinue reading “Just Thinking of You”

Dutch Rhymes

Okay, we have tiptoed around the subject long enough. We looked over the Dutch kids postcards in a couple of columns recently, and we discussed postcard verse. But we have, except very briefly, evaded the subject of Dutch kids and poetry on postcards. We will repair this omission today. As you may recallContinue reading “Dutch Rhymes”

Hard Thinking

It is Monday, and time for another old joke quiz. The theme for this Monday is one which has perhaps changed its name with the new century. Once these were known as moron jokes, or dumbbell jokes, or some such. I prefer, as someone who has frequently decided to save time by washing theContinue reading “Hard Thinking”

GGA Rhyme Scheme

‘Tis Spring, or so they tell me. Living in the Midwest, we all know it isn’t REALLY Spring until we have put our winter coats away for the season…for the fourth time. (My personal record for winter coat wearing is June fifteenth, but they aren’t making summers the way they used to.) InContinue reading “GGA Rhyme Scheme”

And What Became of Maa?

It is always an accident when this column is insightful. (Who invented that word, by the by? Was there really no other word that could fill that space? We could use…no, we are NO going to use this space being insightful about insightful. It seems rather insightless.) In any case, I was justContinue reading “And What Became of Maa?”

The Animal Fair

Monday again already? That day of the week when this blog turns away from postcards I have for sale and reflects on a book I couldn’t sell? Why, yes! Yes, it is! Prepare for another quiz filled with old jokes devoid of punchlines, extracted from that quizbook I could not convince any publisher toContinue reading “The Animal Fair”