The King’s Leg Man

     “Sir Comvent!”      “Sire?”      “I need a new pair of boots.”      “I don’t suppose that means I will accompany Your Majesty to the cobbler’s shop.”      “Perhaps you forgot, sir knight, that you speak to a king who pulled his sword from a stone.”      “Perhaps Your Majesty forgets that Your MajestyContinue reading “The King’s Leg Man”

Having It Both Ways

     A few months gone, we discussed in this space the concept of the trade card, a Victorian sales device issued by stores who realized that if people started collecting these, they would come to the store to see if a new one was ready.  Getting someone into the store was half the battle, afterContinue reading “Having It Both Ways”

QUAINTUPLETS: Yvonne and the Princess

     Once upon a time, there was a cow in a fairy tale.      “What am I doing here?” she complained.  “I don’t wear glass slippers, and I don’t have a basket of goodies for Grandma.  I don’t believe I even have a Grandma.  I can hardly trade myself for magic beans.  If I could,Continue reading “QUAINTUPLETS: Yvonne and the Princess”

FICTION FRIDAY: Those Old Piano Roll Blues

     I need to get this off my chest.  You’ll understand why.      First off, despite all the rumors which have surrounded my discoveries in the pianowork of Wolfgang “Whiskey Pete” M’Cloud, I did NOT use some kind of computer magic on his recordings.  I lack the skill even to come up with some ofContinue reading “FICTION FRIDAY: Those Old Piano Roll Blues”

Covering Dishes

     It has been some time since we meandered through Memory Kitchen, largely because this is NOT a food blog.  But casseroles came up in an online chat, and this threw my mind back into the Iowa kitchen of my boy days.      And I must break your heart at the outset.  We never ateContinue reading “Covering Dishes”

QUAINTUPLETS: Strange Bread

     Years gone, when folks ate fresh bread every day, despite a lack of electric bread machines and the Baker Do-Maker, the baking of that bread was vital to the community.  Recipes and techniques were handed down from grandparents to grandchildren, and handed down again when those grandchildren had grandchildren of their own.  Many ofContinue reading “QUAINTUPLETS: Strange Bread”

Midweek Fiction: Principles of Economy

     “Mighty big nuggets thus time, sir.”      “I know it.  Just weigh ‘em out and give me scrip to take to the bank.”      “Of course, sir.  Your weekly delivery of gold has been the making of our establishment. My wife and I….”      “Dadgum it!”      “I’m sorry, sir.  I keep forgetting.”     Continue reading “Midweek Fiction: Principles of Economy”

Quaintuplets: Soapsuds, pt. 2

     “Well, um, I, er, don’t dance very much.”  Soapsuds waved a hand back toward the ballroom without looking.  “One of those other ladies would probably make a much better partner.”      “I’ve danced with most of them already.  I have to dance with all the ladies, you see.”      Soapsuds thought this was interesting,Continue reading “Quaintuplets: Soapsuds, pt. 2”

Three of the Culprits

     This column frequently touts the work of postcard cartoonists Walter Wellman and Ray Walters, with occasional salutes to other people whose work is now easiest to find on fossilized tweets from the past.  But the collections coming in to inventory over the past month or so have included the work of several artists weContinue reading “Three of the Culprits”