The Woman at the Wheel

     After the wave of popular applause for the column posted hereintofore on the history of the Mother-in-law Joke (did I say “wave”? I meant “trickle”.  Okay, maybe a comment from one drip.) I thought we might consider the postcard history of a younger old joke.  We are going to consider Women Drivers.      ThisContinue reading “The Woman at the Wheel”

QUAINTUPLETS: The Horn of Mr. Horner

     Mr. Horner owned a long, black car, which he loved.  He washed it four times a week, and he polished the hood ornament and the chrome every day.  Twice a month he took it to a mechanic named Harvey, who made sure the engine worked perfectly.      Because there was nothing Mr. Horner likedContinue reading “QUAINTUPLETS: The Horn of Mr. Horner”

Santa Blogs XXXIX

Dear Santa Blogs:      I took your advice last year, and sent my niece a number of highly collectible postcards featuring cheerful Santa Clauses.  I received, the following Groundhog’s Day, a quite charming thank you email, saying she appreciated the thought, and would of course treasure these valuable artifacts, but that she was getting aContinue reading “Santa Blogs XXXIX”