FICTION FRIDAY: Sweet Fighter

     “I am impressed, Dr. Van Helsing.  You are the last person I would have expected to decorate his house so thoroughly for Halloween trick-or-treaters.”      “At this time of year, the curtain between worlds is at its thinnest.  If I can lure the demonic monsters here, I can avoid having them attack innocent partygoers.”Continue reading “FICTION FRIDAY: Sweet Fighter”

FICTION FRIDAY: Decanted

     “Master!”      “Great Leapin’ Honk!  Where in the name of all that’s pretty did YOU come from?”      “You rubbed the lamp, Master.”      “Teach me to dust in here; I’ll never do THAT again.  You’re some manner of genie, are you?”      “Sealed into the lamp by Solomon himself a thousand and aContinue reading “FICTION FRIDAY: Decanted”

Hey, I’m New At This

     Not so long ago in this space, we considered the jokes swapped between residents of the rural parts of the world and those who lived in the city.  This town vs. country debate is ancient and widespread, and COULD be considered part of the basic human belief that the people who live the wayContinue reading “Hey, I’m New At This”

Blood In the Breeze

     “Hey, are you the ladies who put the ad up in the coffee shop?”      “This isn’t that ad about strict schoolmistresses who give big bad boys remedial lessons in math and manners again, is it?”      “No, the one about the buyers for cursed and haunted objects.”      “Oh yes, sir.  We’re eagerContinue reading “Blood In the Breeze”

The Jaspers and the Rubes

     We have mentioned, in an exploration of joke archaeology hereintofore, that jokes made by one group of people against another were regarded as being in poor taste as early as three generations ago, while others continued without a lot of controversy.  The town/country joke went on for centuries (Aesop covered t) but it hasContinue reading “The Jaspers and the Rubes”

Woman’s Work?

     As you will of course recall from our last thrilling episode, we were considering what vintage postcards had to show us about women in the workforce, especially in jobs traditionally associated with men.  The main conclusion we drew from the examples was that the postcard artists were less interested in reviewing current societal normsContinue reading “Woman’s Work?”

FICTION FRIDAY: Pyramid Power Down

     “Ready for that three o-clock appoint…oh, it’s you.”      “I’ve got it this time.  I truly have.”      “Mr. Forsyth, we at the Society for the Proliferation of Conspiracy Knowledge have a lot to do since the invention of online communication.  We have bent over backward to try and disseminate your pyramid theory, butContinue reading “FICTION FRIDAY: Pyramid Power Down”

Pooling Our Imaginations

     This was a popular postcard when I listed it for sale.  I was grateful that potential buyers were interested, but mildly confused.  It is not ESPECIALLY old (that it advertises cable available in each room makes it younger than I am, so it’s practically brand new).  And then I spotted it.      It wouldContinue reading “Pooling Our Imaginations”