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     Mr. Horner owned a long, black car, which he loved.  He washed it four times a week, and he polished the hood ornament and the chrome every day.  Twice a month he took it to a mechanic named Harvey, who made sure the engine worked perfectly.      Because there was nothing Mr. Horner likedContinue reading “QUAINTUPLETS: The Horn of Mr. Horner”