MIDWEEK FICTION: Chronoleap

     “Greetings, Human of 2026.”      “Hi.  This is, um, 2025, by the way.”      “This does not matter for our purposes.  I seek the one you call Liz Vrbcka.”      “That’s the second office on your left when you go out this door.”      “I must kill her so her unborn daughter does notContinue reading “MIDWEEK FICTION: Chronoleap”

Booklet Classics

     So before we had Interwebs to do this sort of thing more cheaply, publishers would release pocket-sized little volumes with brief essays or stories suitable for giving or carrying around in a pocket or purse.  It was the equivalent of the 45 RPM single of our record days, as opposed to a LP, orContinue reading “Booklet Classics”

Doggy Domiciles

     It is hardy the job of this blog to critique architecture, but I a as ready and equipped to give advice on the matter as anybody else who dispenses information on the Interwebs.  So today we will consider some of the principles in constructing a useful dachshund domicile, collie cottage and other dog housesContinue reading “Doggy Domiciles”

REVENGE OF THE JINGLER

     All right, all right.  I apologize.      The last pop quiz about music videos stuck in between television programs (what some people insist on calling “commercials”) apparently disappointed some people who expected the question to deal with the product, rather than the lyrics themselves.  Still, there are plenty of golden oldie pop singles—okay, “jingles”—whichContinue reading “REVENGE OF THE JINGLER”

Right Back After These Melodies

     A while back, we spoke of the sitcoms which have been neglected in narratives on television history because they lasted a minute or less and were called “commercials” or “ads”.  Well, the folks in charge of television have, in their unending quest to keep us entertained, also pioneered the very short music video.     Continue reading “Right Back After These Melodies”

Just Take a Seat

     We have discussed, hereintofore, a number of important props used by courting couples on postcards of a hundred years ago or thereabouts.  We have discussed park benches, rowboats, and hammocks.  But romance is nothing if not inventive (say several websites that have turned up on my computer for absolutely NO REASON) and there wereContinue reading “Just Take a Seat”