Figure It Out Yourself

     Sigmund Spaeth, best known for what people regard as a misguided attempt to teach children instrumental classics by setting lyrics to them, wrote a LOT about music.  One of his wisest observations was about how audiences react to performance of a medley.  It is true, as he states, that whenever a new song startsContinue reading “Figure It Out Yourself”

Number Please

     A man named Charles Williams, Jr. had the honor of having the first phone number in the United States.  (It was 1, of course.  Mr. Williams produced telephone equipment for Alexander Graham Bell, so he played guinea pig.  (He also, by the way, had the second phone number—2–for his shop.)  You can read theContinue reading “Number Please”

Looking Before

     Last time, we observed the existence of Thanksgiving postcards, and noted that most people do not send such greetings nowadays, partly because there’s so much going on at the end of the year (one reason the Farmer’s Almanac keeps promoting a “rational” relocation of Thanksgiving to the first Monday in October) and partly becauseContinue reading “Looking Before”

Butting, In and Out

     Flipping through my unsold inventory this weekend, I was made aware of something we have not yet covered in this column’s occasional pursuit of the butt in joke history.  We have observed that our ancestors in the supposedly prudish era when postcards were born had no particular fear of using this particular four-letter word,Continue reading “Butting, In and Out”