SCREEN SCROOGES It’s Cold

            Once upon a time—of all good days in the year, on Christmas Eve—old Scrooge sat busy in his counting-house.  It was cold, bleak, biting weather: foggy withal: and he could hear people in the court outside, go wheezing up and down, beating their hands upon their breasts, and stamping their feet upon the pavement-stonesContinue reading “SCREEN SCROOGES It’s Cold”

SCREEN SCROOGES: Our Hero

            Oh! But he was a tight-fisted hand at the grindstone, Scrooge! A squeezing, wrenching, grasping, scraping, clutching, covetous old sinner!  Hard and sharp as flint, from which no steel had ever struck out generous fire; secret, and self-contained, and solitary as an oyster.  The cold within him froze his old features, nipped his pointedContinue reading “SCREEN SCROOGES: Our Hero”

Screen Scrooges: To Begin With

                                                STAVE ONE: Marley’s Ghost             Marley was dead, to begin  with.  There is no doubt whatever about that.  The register of his burial was signed by the clergyman, the clerk, the undertaker, and the chief mourner.  Scrooge signed it; and Scrooge’s name was good upon ‘Change, for anything he chose to put his handContinue reading “Screen Scrooges: To Begin With”

What Else Dogs Do

     Some time ago, we examined postcards featuring dogs and found that the number one thing our canine friends do in comic postcards is, well, number one.  The number of postcards involving peeing pekes and poodles was so vast that there was an equal and opposite number of postcards featuring dogs who weren’t urinating justContinue reading “What Else Dogs Do”

SCREEN SCROOGES: Rules of the Game

     The original text of “A Christmas Carol has been chopped into 47 sequences, which form the chapters of this book.  For each of these, we start with Dickens’s original.  (Why 47?  Well, I wanted to do an even 50, but the book won’t break down that way.  It insists on 47.)      It hasContinue reading “SCREEN SCROOGES: Rules of the Game”