
“Well, that was more than I expected to spend. But if it helps me keep track of the wench and those seven little….”
“Ma’am! Look out for the…..”
“Oh, insult and incinerate it!”
“I really should have moved your broom farther inside. Are you hurt, Ma’am?”
“My old bones have been through worse than this, but did I break the….”
“Ma’am, you shouldn’t unwrap that mirror.”
“Don’t be stupid. If I cut myself, I won’t even bleed at my age. I just want to see…flames! It’s cracked. At least none of the pieces fell out. Well, since I handed over those cryptozoic scrolls, I guess paid for it. It’s still….”
“No, Ma’am! Don’t look! Wrap the mirror again and….”
“Get away; I won’t ask for a refund. The picture’s still…. Wow! I get a different scene in every piece now!”
“A mirror like that increases in power, Ma’am, but it can cast….”
“There’s the wench herself. And what’s this in the corner. A striped albino flying monkey? I haven’t seen one of those in….”
“Ma’am, look this way Can you tell how many fingers I’m….”
“Ooh, kitties! What else can I find in here?”
“Almost anything, Ma’am. That’s how it works its….”
“Let’s see, now. Here’s that rotten elderly wolf! Ha! Let’s…. You got any snacks?”
“I can bring tea, Ma’am, but if you plan to sit there in my doorway, I’ll have to ask for a few more scrolls.”
“Never mind. At home there’s cold brew in the cauldron. Where’s that broom?”
“Here, Ma’am. No, over…a little up. There! Are you, er, sure you can fly and watch the mirror at the same time?”
“I know my way home in the dark. I can do this. Thanks! This is the most brilliant….”
“Look out for that cloud over…. Dear dear. I hope this only takes seven years..”