Sinking Sensation

     Let’s talk household chores.  I love ‘em, myself.  I am constantly amazed by the number of other things I get done by simply thinking, “Well, it’s this or do the dishes.”      Even as a child, though, I resented all the folktales which suggested that if men and women switched jobs, the women wouldContinue reading “Sinking Sensation”

Guilt-Edged Stationery

     We have discussed this before, but one of the jobs postcards tried to handle for two or three generations was nagging people to write.  It was a rule of etiquette at the time, you see.  If I write you a letter, then the ball is in your court.  Now you owe ME one.     Continue reading “Guilt-Edged Stationery”

Next Year’s Summer Movies

     I have been less than perfectly successful selling these postcards as collectibles (you did note somewhere that I have these things for sale, right?  It’s hard to tell, sometimes.)  So, looking around for another way to make my millions, I wonder if I can sell a few movie studios on purchasing a bundle toContinue reading “Next Year’s Summer Movies”

Missed Millions

     I have mentioned here and elsewhere how I personally, invented some million dollar concepts, only to be turned away by experts so that I gave up, allowing people with more grit and perseverance to get the glory and the money.  The page-a-day calendar, the trivia board game, the shared universe short story anthology: theseContinue reading “Missed Millions”

Advenures in Archaeology (Joke Division)

     The problem with archaeology is that the world wants answers, not just simple answers, but answers which are simple and absolutely fascinating.  For every person who is interested in controversies about pharaonic Egyptian paint composition, there are a thousand who want to know how many ancient Egyptian temple maidens were blonde.  This is aContinue reading “Advenures in Archaeology (Joke Division)”

Up Stares, Down Stares

     This page seems to be having a run on Marital Woes postcards.  A really serious blogger would either settle in for an in-depth discussion of marriage in comedy through the centuries, or move on to some other significant topic, like “Are there regional differences in what people put into their devilled eggs?”  But weContinue reading “Up Stares, Down Stares”