Screen Scrooges: The Businessmen

     “Lead on!” said Scrooge.  “Lead on!  The night is waning fast, and it is precious time to me, I know.  Lead on, Spirit!”      The Spirit moved away as it had come towards him.  Scrooge followed in the shadow of its dress, which bore him up, he thought, and carried him along.      TheyContinue reading “Screen Scrooges: The Businessmen”

Figure It Out Yourself

     Sigmund Spaeth, best known for what people regard as a misguided attempt to teach children instrumental classics by setting lyrics to them, wrote a LOT about music.  One of his wisest observations was about how audiences react to performance of a medley.  It is true, as he states, that whenever a new song startsContinue reading “Figure It Out Yourself”

Number Please

     A man named Charles Williams, Jr. had the honor of having the first phone number in the United States.  (It was 1, of course.  Mr. Williams produced telephone equipment for Alexander Graham Bell, so he played guinea pig.  (He also, by the way, had the second phone number—2–for his shop.)  You can read theContinue reading “Number Please”

Screen Scrooges: One More Ghost

STAVE FOUR: the Last of the Spirits      The Phantom slowly, gravely, silently, approached.  When it came near him, Scrooge bent down upon his knees; got in the very air through which this Spirit moved it seemed to scatter gloom and mystery.      It was shrouded in a deep black garment, which concealed its head,Continue reading “Screen Scrooges: One More Ghost”

Looking Before

     Last time, we observed the existence of Thanksgiving postcards, and noted that most people do not send such greetings nowadays, partly because there’s so much going on at the end of the year (one reason the Farmer’s Almanac keeps promoting a “rational” relocation of Thanksgiving to the first Monday in October) and partly becauseContinue reading “Looking Before”

Screen Scrooges: Last Lecture of a Phantom

     Much they saw, and far they went, and many homes they visited, but always with a happy end.  The Spirit stood beside sick beds, and they were cheerful; on foreign lands, and they were close to home; by struggling men, and they were patient in their greater hope; by poverty, and it was rich. Continue reading “Screen Scrooges: Last Lecture of a Phantom”

Butting, In and Out

     Flipping through my unsold inventory this weekend, I was made aware of something we have not yet covered in this column’s occasional pursuit of the butt in joke history.  We have observed that our ancestors in the supposedly prudish era when postcards were born had no particular fear of using this particular four-letter word,Continue reading “Butting, In and Out”