
All right, all right. I apologize.
The last pop quiz about music videos stuck in between television programs (what some people insist on calling “commercials”) apparently disappointed some people who expected the question to deal with the product, rather than the lyrics themselves. Still, there are plenty of golden oldie pop singles—okay, “jingles”—which can be used for YOUR kind of quizzical beliefs. Hum along with these and fill in the word or phrase that paid the bills.

QUESTIONS
1, What would you do-oo-oo for a
2.There’s something about an
3.Oh I’d love to be an
4.You deserve a break today, so get up and get away to
5.Gimme a break, gimme a break; Break me off a piece of that
6.The hit of the day when you’re ready to play? Everyone knows it’s
7.Clap on clap off clap on clap off: the
8.Have it your way at
9.What’ll you have?
10.That’s the name, and away go troubles down the drain:
11.Get a little closer with
12.Yot can rust your car to the man who wears the star: the big red
13.Ask any mermaid you happen to see: what’s the best tuna?

ANSWERS
1.Klondfike Bar
2.Aqua Velva man
3.Oscar Mayer wiener
4.McDonald’s
5.Kit Kat bar
6.Slinky
7.Clapper
8.Burger King
9.Pabst Blue Ribbon
10.Roto Rooter
11.Arrid Extra Dry
12.Texaco star
13.Chicken of the Sea