
A while back, we spoke of the sitcoms which have been neglected in narratives on television history because they lasted a minute or less and were called “commercials” or “ads”. Well, the folks in charge of television have, in their unending quest to keep us entertained, also pioneered the very short music video.
Once again, these suffer in history from being trivialized under the name “jingles”. But these brief ballads, marches, and refrains have stuck in the minds of Americans to such an extent that many of them are the only things viewers remember from the musical interlude. Many were revived for a later generation with new graphics or have had their lives extended by other means (trivia quizzes, say.)
Can you fill in the missing part of the lyrics? (This blog takes no responsibility for earworms. If you find people staring at you because you are murmuring “Meow Meow Meow Meow”, you’ on your own.

QUESTIONS
1.”The bigger the burger, the….”
2.”I am stuck on Band-Aid (brand), ‘cause….
3.”A&W Root Beer’s got that….
4.”One million strong and growing: we are….
5.”I don’t wanna grow up; I’m a….
6.”Hurry on down to Hardee’s, where the burgers are
7.”When you’ve said Budweirser, you’ve said….
8.”The best part of wakin’ up is….
9.”When you’re out of Schlitz, you’re out of…
10.”Give me Frito’s Corn Chips and….
11.”Halo is the shampoo that….
12.”If you’ve got the time, I’ve got the….
13.”You’ve got a lot to live, and Pepsi’s got….
14.”Kool-Aid’s here, bringin’ you….

ANSWERS
1.The better the burger
2.Band-Aid’s stuck on me
3.Frosty mug taste
4.Flintstones kids
5.Toys R Us Kid
6.Charcoal broiled
7.It all
8.Folger’s in your cup
9.Beer
10.I’ll be your friend
11.Glorifies your hair
12.Beer
13.A lot to give
14.Fun