Bygone Bywords

     That blog about the sitcoms some people call “Commercials” generated some interest, and a couple of complaints.  Some people expect quizzes about TV commercials to involve slogans or jingles, while other people complained I said next to nothing about the products involved.  Well, we CAN do something about that.

     Of course, every product was the invention mankind had been waiting for, bnever mind the wheel, and naturally each was better than those Brand X competing types.  But can you remember what else they were.  True, most were “enriched”, and, inevitably, “new and improved”, while almost every cereal was “part of a balanced breakfast”.  But can you recall these other features enough to identify the product?

     Which product HAD  

1.a fistful of peanuts

2.two scoops of raisins

3.red white and blue balloons on the wrapper

4.one white and one charcoal filter

5.a sparkling drop of retsyn

6.a special recessed filter

     Which product WAS

7.fruit juicy

8.squeezably soft

9.magically delicious

10.good to the last drop

11.the dogs kids love to bite

12.the quicker picker-upper

13.mountain-grown

     What product SAID

14.Snap, Crackle, Pop

15.Butter

16.Its own name when opened

     ANSWERS

1.Snickers

2.Kellogg’s Raisin Bran

3.Wonder Bread

4.Tareyton cigarettes

5.Certs mints

6.Parliament cigarettes

7.Hawaiian Punch

8.Charmin bathroom tissue

9.Lucky Charms cereal

10.Maxwell House coffee

11.Armour hot dogs

12.Bounty paper towels

13.Folger’s coffee

14.Kellogg’s Rice Krispies

15.Parkay margarine

15.Fisher peanuts (or Busch beer)

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